I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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