I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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