its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
nutella sex= disaster
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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