I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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