But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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