Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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