Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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