This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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