I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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