i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Say something about gay babies.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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