we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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