one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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