I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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