We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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