We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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