How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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