All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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