Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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