So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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