Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
nutella sex= disaster
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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