But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We are two peas in an std pod
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
