The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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