Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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