remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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