My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
