So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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