I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
