Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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