so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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