I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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