I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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