their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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