Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am naked and annoyed.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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