Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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