I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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