i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
