She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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