wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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