THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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