Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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