hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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