ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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