I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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