I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize