did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm just crazy horny about you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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