are you still at the devil's house?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
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is wine microwaveable?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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