his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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