I could have mohawked her pubes.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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