To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We need to get me chipped asap
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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