I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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