Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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