Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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