i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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