so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Randomize
