Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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